Theatre of the Absurd - earlog-backstage

MysteryBot BOT 09-Mar-22 07:28 PM

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-----Phase auditions----- BACKSTAGE No props yet, no theatrical tricks, just an empty room. A blank slate. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825715272907358221/951096562669482044/wp-content-2.jpg

Omen

3/3 HP

Max Bialystok

3/3 HP

Entoma Vasilissa Zeta

3/3 HP

Abraham Lincoln

3/3 HP

Phanto Mask

3/3 HP

Patches

3/3 HP

Dream

3/3 HP

Elle Woods

3/3 HP

@Dream @Abraham Lincoln @Entoma Vasilissa Zeta @Phanto Mask @Omen @Patches @Max Bialystok @Elle Woods

Omen BOT 09-Mar-22 07:29 PM

If I have to live in this nightmare, so will all of you...

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 07:32 PM

Life stinks, I tell ya.

Leave it to show business to wring out every last shred of hope from a man.

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 07:33 PM

Before we begin, I would just like to remind you all that only a small percent of the people who watch my videos are subscribed.

So if you like what you see, make sure to hit that subscribe button!

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 07:34 PM

OH MY GOD! I spoke too soon! (edited)

You're Dream, aren't you?

The Dream?

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 07:34 PM

Yes, it's I

Omen BOT 09-Mar-22 07:35 PM

How 'interesting'

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 07:36 PM

FANTASTIC! If there's one thing the theatregoers just eat up these days, it's Minecraft!

Trust me! I've been in the business for a while.

We are gonna tell your life story, and they are gonna love it!

Entoma Vasilissa Zeta BOT 09-Mar-22 07:38 PM

To think Ains-sama would send me here…

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 07:39 PM

Why, I'm more than happy to share! Haters trying to drag me down into the mud while I heroically shake off all accusations!

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 07:39 PM

Damn right! You tell 'em!

Omen BOT 09-Mar-22 07:49 PM

What are the lot of you fools doing here

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 07:50 PM

I am here to organize a MANHUNT, my latest production

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 07:50 PM

We are putting on the play of a lifetime!

Wait, how the hell did you get backstage if you didn't know that?

Omen BOT 09-Mar-22 07:53 PM

Well, I uh... I'm here to look for someone

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 07:54 PM

Well, just know that I am not going back to jail!

Y-you can have a part in my play if you don't arrest me! I'll make it worth your while.

Omen BOT 09-Mar-22 07:55 PM

I'm not a cop

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 07:55 PM

Oh.

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 07:56 PM

Rules are suggestions anyways

Omen BOT 09-Mar-22 07:57 PM

What did you even do you little man

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 08:02 PM

Who's the little man

Omen BOT 09-Mar-22 08:04 PM

Whoever responds to it

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 08:05 PM

That's Dream! He makes the best Minecraft content you could ask for.

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 08:09 PM

Yessiree

Abraham Lincoln BOT 09-Mar-22 08:19 PM

I beg to l differ! As long as the rules reflect the will of the people that is.

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 08:21 PM

All 7 of us agree.

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 08:23 PM

Nice try, but your impression needs work.

1

Abraham Lincoln BOT 09-Mar-22 08:26 PM

Impression? What do you… Ah, you’re right, I have not introduced myself! I am President Abraham Lincoln, feel free to call me Abe.

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 08:27 PM

Heheheh! You're Lincoln... You've got the looks down, I'll give you that much.

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 08:29 PM

I'm pretty sure God hates me.

Abraham Lincoln BOT 09-Mar-22 08:29 PM

I appreciate it my good sir. Also, I was not expecting to be taking part in a production, I was planning on just watching.

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 08:29 PM

But it's fine, I like being an underdog!

I thrive in that environment!

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM

A historical reenactor, then - I see. I was thinking Lincoln could be a good rival for the Dream character, but perhaps I'll come up with something else.

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 08:33 PM

Wait, do you have like, a contract deal to offer me?

I freelance, but try to convince me.

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 08:34 PM

Well, first, what role did you have in mind for this production? I forgot to ask.

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 08:36 PM

Well, I'm great at directing all of my 2 series

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 08:38 PM

Oh, that's a shame, because I'm the director here. I'd love to collaborate with you, but the guidelines of this theatre say plays can only have one director. And that would be me.

If it's any consolation, I'm sure the audience would go absolutely nutty to see you in a starring role.

You would be paid quite handsomely, might I add.

Entoma Vasilissa Zeta BOT 09-Mar-22 08:51 PM

Just give me the me boring role already… (edited)

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 09:33 PM

Actor is fine with me

After all, star energy

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 09:39 PM

Glad to hear it! Oh, this play is gonna knock their socks off, lemme tell ya!

Omen BOT 09-Mar-22 09:49 PM

I'd like to work on props

Abraham Lincoln BOT 09-Mar-22 09:51 PM

Nonsense, there is no such thing as a boring role! Playing a part is an opportunity, and opportunity is what you make of it.

Entoma Vasilissa Zeta BOT 09-Mar-22 10:10 PM

All I care for is pleasing Ains-sama.

Abraham Lincoln BOT 09-Mar-22 10:32 PM

Who? Is that the leader of your country or something?

Entoma Vasilissa Zeta BOT 09-Mar-22 11:12 PM

Ains-sama is the ruler of the Great Tomb of Nazarick! And the only man I will ever bow for.

Elle Woods BOT 09-Mar-22 11:16 PM

OHMIGOSH! Welcome you guys!!! (edited)

Elle Woods BOT 09-Mar-22 11:29 PM

I hear you're going to be putting on a play for us! I'm so excited! Now remember silly, there's no such thing as a boring role in ✨theatre production✨ (edited)

Maybe I could help you, what are your strengths? Elle retrieves a mini clip board from her purse and a pink feather pen, ready to take notes (edited)

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 11:38 PM

Producing and directing. Especially the producing.

Elle Woods BOT 09-Mar-22 11:42 PM

Ooh! Producing, I'm sure you have a good eye for what sort of projects sell! What an asset...

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 11:43 PM

I have the largest audience, largest amount of Minecraft skill, ~~and largest ego~~ of anyone here

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 11:43 PM

Ooh, I've got you beat on that last one, my friend!

Omen BOT 09-Mar-22 11:43 PM

Nothing

Elle Woods BOT 09-Mar-22 11:44 PM

Well Max, perhaps you should consider directing for this project, with an artistic vision like that!

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 11:44 PM

That was the plan.

Elle Woods BOT 09-Mar-22 11:44 PM

And Dream, you sound like me before I went to Harvard! giggles (edited)

Do you edit your own videos, Dream? (edited)

And oh don't say that! Your outfit is incredibly well designed! And trust me, I have an eye for fashion.

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 11:48 PM

I do, yes.

Omen BOT 09-Mar-22 11:49 PM

Well maybe... but I don't do anything else

Dream BOT 09-Mar-22 11:49 PM

(I think, I haven't found anything to the contrary)

Entoma Vasilissa Zeta BOT 09-Mar-22 11:49 PM

Demiurge says to not say a word about myself to mere humans

Elle Woods BOT 09-Mar-22 11:50 PM

Oh not all humans are bad, honey!

Omen BOT 09-Mar-22 11:50 PM

Yeah, you mortals know nothing

Elle Woods BOT 09-Mar-22 11:53 PM

Hm, in that case maybe you have some experience with what kind of shots and frames look best? It may be a stretch, but a youtuber with so many subscribers could do almost anything! How about cinematography? Or what about acting, I've seen the way you've masterfully dodged some of those pesky accusations!

Max Bialystock BOT 09-Mar-22 11:57 PM

Frankly, those accusations make me sick. Dream is every bit as incorruptible, good-hearted, talented, and honest as I am.

Dream BOT 10-Mar-22 12:21 AM

Yes, those accusations are based in nothing!

Patches BOT 10-Mar-22 03:50 AM

Greeting adventurers, i see you got past my friends back there, no matter, it was just a buisiness agreement after all

Omen BOT 10-Mar-22 03:59 AM

(i dont know how to indicate roleplay cus i already talk in fucking asterisks)

(this is a good excuse for not talking)

Elle Woods BOT 10-Mar-22 02:36 PM

See you'd be a great actor, or cinematographer. Hell, I bet you could do anything dream! (edited)

But remember you guys! You don't necessarily have to all work together on this play if you find another you'd rather participate in, think about what skills you'd like to have to do well at this theatre...

Phanto Mask BOT 10-Mar-22 03:18 PM

Well, now. This stage looks wonderful, but it's missing a little something.

Dream BOT 10-Mar-22 03:23 PM

You're right

I COULD do anything!

Phanto Mask BOT 10-Mar-22 03:24 PM

Agh, your mask looks horrendous. You give a bad name to masks all around the world.

Truly an eyesore.

Dream BOT 10-Mar-22 03:25 PM

no you lmao

Phanto Mask BOT 10-Mar-22 03:25 PM

Blargh.

Elle Woods BOT 10-Mar-22 03:56 PM

Missing what? Do you have an eye for stage design!?

Phanto Mask BOT 10-Mar-22 04:04 PM

I suppose you could say that.

Abraham Lincoln BOT 10-Mar-22 06:19 PM

I’m content with being an actor, but if I am needed for another role I’d be happy to step up. (edited)

Nikola Orsinov BOT 10-Mar-22 07:05 PM

LOCK

Kurukuru BOT 10-Mar-22 07:23 PM

Everybody goes to request their role.

Abraham Lincoln waits at the back of the line. He seems mildly annoyed, but nothing too severe.

Congrats on getting your roles, everybody! Now, we can simply look forward to what's to come...